“When a
young man and a
young woman
give in to Satan,
when they strip
down like animals
in the wild
and prepare
themselves for a
lusty round of
heavy petting and
full-blown sex,
what better
reminder for them
to buck up than a
WWJD condom
with the image of our Lord and Savior right
there on the package, and then, as a fail
safe measure, also on the prophylactic
itself?
Now, for the record, when Yehoshua bar Yosef lived, he would have had to be married for him to be a Teacher (Rabbi) unless of course he was indeed an Essene. Now, another thing, in the TaNaKH, the word tranlsated as “feet” is a euphemism for sex…
“I feel like I’m committing a sin just thinking about it.”
Yeah, thinking about your parents having sex will do that….
“All the profits will go to a home I’m building for unwed mothers,” says the preacher. “A home that wouldn’t be needed if those girls had been carrying a WWJD condom.”
Maybe, if young men were taught to keep it in their pants int eh first place and taught honestly abut sex, it owuldn’t benecessary. But like all misogynists, it’s the girls fault…. and after all, condoms never fail. and young men take the idea of being a father seriously…
