Weekly World News
By DAVID TOLSEY
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A White
House spokesperson announced
President Bush is reading
successfully at the sixth grade
level.
“The President is absolutely
thrilled at his latest achievement,”
said Edward Thurut. “And he wants
the American people to know just
how far he’s progressed the past
year. He’s been officially tested by
the D.C. school board, and the
results arrived at Pennsylvania
Avenue earlier this morning.
The President wishes to thank
all those who believed in him,
especially First Lady Laura,
the lovely librarian who won
his heart so many years ago.”

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