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An advanced new technology will keep corporate managers safe even
when climate change makes life as we know it impossible.
[Speech, photos]

“The SurvivaBall is designed to protect the corporate manager no
matter what Mother Nature throws his or her way,” said Fred Wolf, a
Halliburton representative who spoke today at the Catastrophic Loss
conference held at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Amelia Island, Florida.
“This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate
change,” he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.

and how did I find this gem? I was emailed the Press Release directly from the Profiteers Mouth