(ColPress) - Heart of the Colbert Nation - SuperConservativePundit, Stephen Colbert, has denied reports that he was responsible for the DoS that took down BillO’Reily.com

“Look, my ‘mob’ fixes votes - bridges, sexiest man of the year, that sort of thing. but using a botnet to take down Papa Bear’s website? Never.” Colbert was reported saying. He went on, “Now, it may be true that the microwave I sent over may be repsonsible. I mean, put enough Hot Pockets in that baby and anything could happen. You know what I think? I think it was that jerk Hannity who’s responsible…”

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